Scene 1 - Pauline
Pauline is sat her front room, re writing her list of things to do before moving away to travel the world.
Pauline: Second set of inoculations due Friday, house sale goes through at the end of the month....
Family (Mum Jane age 51, Dad Andrew age 49, Lily 13, Eloise 11)
Eloise: Do not even suggest I spy on her, I am not even in the same building as her at school.
Andrew: I am not suggesting that....not for one second.
Old Man (John Watson aged 72) Moving in with daughter Julie.
Scene 1 - John
John is unpacking boxes in his kitchen, which have just been packed by Jane, his daughter. It a cold and gloomy day and Radio 4 is on in the background.
Scene 2 - John
The local Estate Agent is round 3 Holmcroft Gardens, visiting John who is refusing to cooperate .
Estate Agent: So Mr Watson, If you want this house sold by the end of the month, the only way is to work with me now.
John: Who said I wanted to move?
Estate Agent: Mr Watson, we have been through many times now, Ive been assigned to get this house sold for you.
John: I don't want or your help
Estate Agent: I understand that Mr Watson, but I am only trying to help you and your family.
John: She's got on it on RightMove anyway.
John is in the garden struggling to pull down the ''for sale'' sign.
Scene 4 - John
John is on phone to Sky, demanding to restatement his package after it was cut off.
Sky Recorded Answer phone: Please say your name and account number after the tone. Our lines are currently busy working hard answering customer calls, one of our team with be with you shortly.
Cheesy muzak plays continuously for 5 minutes and the phrase is repeated " Please say your name and account number after the tone. Our lines are currently busy working hard answering customer calls, one of our team with be with you shortly."
Sky Rep: Hello, Darren speaking, How can i help?
John: About time!
Sky Rep: Sorry Mr Wakeson, I didn't know catch that, How can i help you today?
John: My name is Watson!!! Stupid company!
Sky Rep: If you wish to make I can send you over to the Complaints Departement if you wish.
By giving me my Sky package back!!
Sky Rep: I am sorry to hear you are distressed about your Sky packet, P Yes I am Mr John Waston,
Okay Sir, I'll just check on the stytem to see is way this problems.
